Why do you have a pink phone case?

Why do you have a pink phone case (showing pink iPhone).
Pink guitar effects pedal

Watch This…

A raccoon wearing two watches
One watch is for current time...
One watch marks future time...
How does that work?
Can you see the future? Yes it's on my right arm.

Insomnia Haiku

My Dear Claritin, I remembered to take you, now I cannot sleep

Cactus and Vulture

Cactus and Vulture, issue 2
What kind of bees make milk, asks vulture?
Boobies, replies Cactus.
Vulture says "Damn it."
Cactus tells vulture that he's an idiot.

It’s a New Day

A vulture sitting on a cactus declares "it's a new day."
The Vulture says 'we could die today'
The Vulture says 'I could die today'
The cactus says I would not mind if you died today.