Return of the Ass Blog

It’s hard to believe that it’s been just over a year since I “had a little work done.”

The Ass Blog
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I called the hospital to see where they buried my little buddy “Ed,”  as I thought it would be nice to put a little wreath on his grave. Apparently, they don’t actually do that anymore.

In lieu of flowers, please just send money. Hurry.