Joie de Vivre

Santa Muerte

I was in a Voodoo shop recently and I saw these cans of Santa Muerte spray.

I have no idea what this does. Perhaps it smells like dead things. Or, contains the Grim Reaper – in case of emergency, spray! Or maybe it repels the Grim Reaper.

I now regret not buying a can, regardless of what it does. My household feels incomplete with out this item in the pantry.