Don’t Drink Bleach

I was as stunned as you were to hear Mr. Trump speak about his theories regarding UV light, and disinfectants. If he was smart, he’d leave the Weird Science to the professionals. But, that’s the problem, isn’t it? You can’t make this stuff up!

Donald Trump drinking bleach.

Doctor Poison’s Assistant was called Wormwood

Altoid Diorama with mad scientists

Insomnia Haiku #7

This is a reworking of #3.

Words make things better,
Reliving my day again,
I should have said that.

Insomnia Haiku #6

Dreamless Fantasy,
All women have size 12 feet,
And I steal their shoes.

Poem in an altoids tin with the soles of feet

And under the black light:

Poem in an altoids tin with the soles of feet under a black light

Weird Fantasy

Fishwife! Now, that’s a weird fantasy!

Weird Fishwife Fantasy
Black Light Fish Wife